What if Shore was an academy award winning actor?
What if this film did succeed and receive universal acclaim?
Maybe in another universe.
Brendden M. Reviews Fish HooksBrendden M. Reviews Fish HooksBrendden M. Reviews Fish Hooks by ~Nbbren
Definition: Cathargic but with a gia.
Look people, I'm just gonna review this one as myself because of some cathargic reason but today I will be reviewing not a film, but a television series. Lets start off by talking about Disney. In the 90s, the Walt Disney Company ruled the world of animation with it's great animation, great retelling of classic tales, and great characters. Then the 90s ended and the year 2000 began, at this time 2D was dying out and computer animation was taking over. This was when Disney decided to quit the great animation crap and decided to follow the path
N Review Pinocchio 3000N Review Pinocchio 3000N Review Pinocchio 3000 by ~Nbbren
Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a
-Jimminy Cricket Pinocchio 1940
Hello, I am N the critique. Today we will be looking at a film that is not only dull, but incredibly unsubtle. This film ladies and gentlemen is known as Pinocchio 3000. First, lets start with some history. Pinocchio was a story written by Italian novelist Carlo Collodi in a series between 1881-1883.
It was an allegorical tale about a little puppet created by a lonely pupeteer wanting to be a real boy. In 1940, it was made into the classic Disney film of the same name which kept loyal to the o
Thyther Reviews Mars Needs MomThyther Reviews Mars Needs MomsThyther Reviews Mars Needs Mom by ~Nbbren
Thyther's Journal 4/1/4241
Greetings all who enter my domain of thought, I am Thyther Nite, the despot of the ever expanding Nuithen empire. I lie here on on the ship NOCTE, my posture being that of a slump state as I attempt to salvage the little peace of mind I have after viewing the film I that brought me to the state of abhorrence and enmity. This film, this box office carnage goes by one no other monikor.
This film is........ Mars Needs Moms.
For you earthlings you lack of knowledge of popular culture, you may not have heard of the director Robert Zemeckis. Mr. Zemeckis is a semi-acclaimed director who
I Could've...I could've gone back to stop video makers from making crappy games
But then we wouldn't have AVGN (the Angry Video Game Nerd)
I could've gone back to stop movie makers from making crappy movies
But then we wouldn't have Nostalgia Critic
I could've gone back to stop comic book writers from writing terrible comics
But then we wouldn't have AT4W (Atop the Fourth Wall)
I could've gone back and stop Peter Parker from getting bitten by a spider, and losing his uncle
But then we wouldn't have Spider-Man
I could've gone back and stop from MLP:FiM (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) being made, so haters would stop hating on us
But then we
A Stallion's Journey: Chapter 1
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic A Stallion's Journey
Written by Jose Vega (DestinyDecade)
Ch. 1 Ponyville Gets a Savior; Enter Mega Pony
Morning Celestia's sun had risen over the skies of Ponyville signaling the start of a new day. The town of Ponyville began to bustle up with ponies left and right always on the move to perform many tasks. However, there was one who was looking forward to a day himself. In a building that looked like a mash-up between a gingerbread cake and a stack of cupcakes was a bakery where ponies go to enjoy some sweets. Upstairs in a room on the third floor was a blue colt still asleep. The