The LetterThe LetterThe Letter by Nbbren
not of Earth, not of Heaven, not of Hell.
The Letter is a creature born from the darkness of the tortured mind.
Conceived out of insecurities and bred through madness and depression.
The worst part, there is no cure for it. There will always be a letter.
Nothing can stop it, not even Jesus himself.
Brenden M. Reviews Fish HooksBrenden M. Reviews Fish HooksBrenden M. Reviews Fish Hooks by Nbbren
Definition: Cathargic but with a gia.
Look people, I'm just gonna review this one as myself because of some cathargic reason but today I will be reviewing not a film, but a television series. Lets start off by talking about Disney. In the 90s, the Walt Disney Company ruled the world of animation with it's great animation, great retelling of classic tales, and great characters. Then the 90s ended and the year 2000 began, at this time 2D was dying out and computer animation was taking over. This was when Disney decided to quit the great animation crap and decided to follow the path Nickelodeon was following when they replaced all their shoes with teen bullshit.
So, since the 2000s, Disney has progressed to the point where their channel has not 1, not 2, but mostly consist of teen sitcoms. Then in 2010, a Illustrator named Noah Z. Jones [You know, the fucker you made Almost Naked Animals] decided that Disney has taken their overuse
N Review Pinocchio 3000N Review Pinocchio 3000N Review Pinocchio 3000 by Nbbren
Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a
-Jimminy Cricket Pinocchio 1940
Hello, I am N the critique. Today we will be looking at a film that is not only dull, but incredibly unsubtle. This film ladies and gentlemen is known as Pinocchio 3000. First, lets start with some history. Pinocchio was a story written by Italian novelist Carlo Collodi in a series between 1881-1883.
It was an allegorical tale about a little puppet created by a lonely pupeteer wanting to be a real boy. In 1940, it was made into the classic Disney film of the same name which kept loyal to the original story and was met with positive crital reception. Filmaker Terry Gilliam named the animated adaption as one of the best animated films ever made. In 2001, Steven Spielberg gave his own take on the classic tale with AI Artificial Intelligence. AI is about a robot boy in the future wanting to be human. It was a critical and box office succes
I Could've...I could've gone back to stop video makers from making crappy games
But then we wouldn't have AVGN (the Angry Video Game Nerd)
I could've gone back to stop movie makers from making crappy movies
But then we wouldn't have Nostalgia Critic
I could've gone back to stop comic book writers from writing terrible comics
But then we wouldn't have AT4W (Atop the Fourth Wall)
I could've gone back and stop Peter Parker from getting bitten by a spider, and losing his uncle
But then we wouldn't have Spider-Man
I could've gone back and stop from MLP:FiM (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) being made, so haters would stop hating on us
But then we wouldn't have MLP
Remember something good always can come from something bad that has happened~ <3
A Stallion's Journey: Chapter 1
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic A Stallion's Journey
Written by Jose Vega (DestinyDecade)
Ch. 1 Ponyville Gets a Savior; Enter Mega Pony
Morning Celestia's sun had risen over the skies of Ponyville signaling the start of a new day. The town of Ponyville began to bustle up with ponies left and right always on the move to perform many tasks. However, there was one who was looking forward to a day himself. In a building that looked like a mash-up between a gingerbread cake and a stack of cupcakes was a bakery where ponies go to enjoy some sweets. Upstairs in a room on the third floor was a blue colt still asleep. The sun of Celestia hit his face causing him to move a bit. Eventually, his eyes opened revealing blue sapphire eyes. Looking around, he took a stretch ridding him of the drowsiness. He felt dazed, his light blue hair was a mess and his eyes were half-awake. Getting off the bed, he took a stretch one more and rubbed his eyes with his front hoof. His