Brendden M. Reviews Fish HooksBrendden M. Reviews Fish HooksBrendden M. Reviews Fish Hooks by ~Nbbren
Cathargia
Definition: Cathargic but with a gia.
-Brenden Marshall
Look people, I'm just gonna review this one as myself because of some cathargic reason but today I will be reviewing not a film, but a television series. Lets start off by talking about Disney. In the 90s, the Walt Disney Company ruled the world of animation with it's great animation, great retelling of classic tales, and great characters. Then the 90s ended and the year 2000 began, at this time 2D was dying out and computer animation was taking over. This was when Disney decided to quit the great animation crap and decided to follow the path
N Review Pinocchio 3000N Review Pinocchio 3000N Review Pinocchio 3000 by ~Nbbren
Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a
conscience, anyway?
-Jimminy Cricket Pinocchio 1940
Hello, I am N the critique. Today we will be looking at a film that is not only dull, but incredibly unsubtle. This film ladies and gentlemen is known as Pinocchio 3000. First, lets start with some history. Pinocchio was a story written by Italian novelist Carlo Collodi in a series between 1881-1883.
It was an allegorical tale about a little puppet created by a lonely pupeteer wanting to be a real boy. In 1940, it was made into the classic Disney film of the same name which kept loyal to the o
Thyther Reviews Mars Needs MomThyther Reviews Mars Needs MomsThyther Reviews Mars Needs Mom by ~Nbbren
Thyther's Journal 4/1/4241
Greetings all who enter my domain of thought, I am Thyther Nite, the despot of the ever expanding Nuithen empire. I lie here on on the ship NOCTE, my posture being that of a slump state as I attempt to salvage the little peace of mind I have after viewing the film I that brought me to the state of abhorrence and enmity. This film, this box office carnage goes by one no other monikor.
This film is........ Mars Needs Moms.
For you earthlings you lack of knowledge of popular culture, you may not have heard of the director Robert Zemeckis. Mr. Zemeckis is a semi-acclaimed director who
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