The Letter
A creature,
A fiend,
not of Earth, not of Heaven, not of Hell.
The Letter is a creature born from the darkness of the tortured mind.
Conceived out of insecurities and bred through madness and depression.
The worst part, there is no cure for it. There will always be a letter.
Nothing can stop it, not even Jesus himself.
Brenden M. Reviews Fish Hooks by Nbbren, literature
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Brenden M. Reviews Fish Hooks
Brenden M. Reviews Fish Hooks
Cathargia
Definition: Cathargic but with a gia.
-Brenden Marshall
Look people, I'm just gonna review this one as myself because of some cathargic reason but today I will be reviewing not a film, but a television series. Lets start off by talking about Disney. In the 90s, the Walt Disney Company ruled the world of animation with it's great animation, great retelling of classic tales, and great characters. Then the 90s ended and the year 2000 began, at this time 2D was dying out and computer animation was taking over. This was when Disney decided to quit the great animation crap and decided to follow the path N
N Review Pinocchio 3000
Well... guess he won't need me anymore. What does an actor want with a
conscience, anyway?
-Jimminy Cricket Pinocchio 1940
Hello, I am N the critique. Today we will be looking at a film that is not only dull, but incredibly unsubtle. This film ladies and gentlemen is known as Pinocchio 3000. First, lets start with some history. Pinocchio was a story written by Italian novelist Carlo Collodi in a series between 1881-1883.
It was an allegorical tale about a little puppet created by a lonely pupeteer wanting to be a real boy. In 1940, it was made into the classic Disney film of the same name which kept loyal to the o
Thyther Reviews Mars Needs Mom by Nbbren, literature
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Thyther Reviews Mars Needs Mom
Thyther Reviews Mars Needs Moms
Thyther's Journal 4/1/4241
Greetings all who enter my domain of thought, I am Thyther Nite, the despot of the ever expanding Nuithen empire. I lie here on on the ship NOCTE, my posture being that of a slump state as I attempt to salvage the little peace of mind I have after viewing the film I that brought me to the state of abhorrence and enmity. This film, this box office carnage goes by one no other monikor.
This film is........ Mars Needs Moms.
For you earthlings you lack of knowledge of popular culture, you may not have heard of the director Robert Zemeckis. Mr. Zemeckis is a semi-acclaimed director who
LIF Harmony Rising part 2
[At the entrance of the Community College, a news anchor and his team are covering the story about what has unfolded. Crowds of students are walking out of the auditorium as the anchorman speaks.]
Anchorman: This was the sight earlier today as Nobel Prize Winner Victor Sentorini was expecting a welcoming speech in his honor. What he got, however was a musical insult from a local convict/drunk who goes by the alias Master Shake. A student named Jonesy Garcia was to originally give the welcoming speech. This was interrupted by Shake who proceeded to kick Jonesy off the stage and talked about his time in prison and ho
N and Company Review Delgo for 200th watch by Nbbren, literature
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N and Company Review Delgo for 200th watch
N Review Delgo
[Rainbow Dash, Pepper Clark, Skips, Robot Default, Marceline, Eddy, Dipper and Mabel Pines, Frylock, Dan, Johnny C., and Kahuna all wake up in a derelict movie theater.]
Rainbow Dash: [Waking up] Where are we?
Pepper: One minute I was getting the mail, the next I wake up next to Eddy.
[Eddy is still asleep. He then wakes up]
Eddy: [Wakes up and looks over his surroundings] Where are we?
Robot: This looks like something out of a SAW movie.
Frylock: Hey, whoever did this, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Johnny: This place looks like my basement.
Rainbow Dash: Dan, come out. I know your behind this.
[Dan rises out of his seat]
That which all must endure, that which all individuals either faced or will face in this lifetime, that which can either strengthen the spirit or crush it into dust incapable of forming back into it's original shape is that which haunts man since the beginning of the Fall. The Fall at which a man and a woman gave away paradise all in the name of knowledge, now that knowledge has been perverted to twist the mind of simple people to the whim of their own totalitarian desires. Pain, depression, loathing, desperation, obsession, greed, and pride, these are what flaws of the human spirit. What makes a human strong is that although he or she is sur
LIF Harmony Rising Part 1
[Fluttershy is still in a catatonic state enduced by the trauma of seeing the deer get run over. Pinkie Pie approaches her from behind.]
Pinkie Pie: There you are.
[Fluttershy does not respond.]
Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy, [waves her hand into Fluttershy's face] woo hoo, Fluttershy, are you okay?
[Pinkie Pie notices the deer carcass. She then notices the blood on Fluttershy's face.]
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I see. Do you want to be alone?
[Fluttershy remains catatonic.]
Pinkie Pie: Lets just get you away from here.
11:00 AM
[Everything at Mid Michigan Community College is set up for Victor Sentorini's arrival. The stude
Thyther Reviews Mars Needs Mom by Nbbren, literature
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Thyther Reviews Mars Needs Mom
Thyther Reviews Mars Needs Moms
Thyther's Journal 4/1/4241
Greetings all who enter my domain of thought, I am Thyther Nite, the despot of the ever expanding Nuithen empire. I lie here on on the ship NOCTE, my posture being that of a slump state as I attempt to salvage the little peace of mind I have after viewing the film I that brought me to the state of abhorrence and enmity. This film, this box office carnage goes by one no other monikor.
This film is........ Mars Needs Moms.
For you earthlings you lack of knowledge of popular culture, you may not have heard of the director Robert Zemeckis. Mr. Zemeckis is a semi-acclaimed director who
LIF Harmony Rising Part 1
[Fluttershy is still in a catatonic state enduced by the trauma of seeing the deer get run over. Pinkie Pie approaches her from behind.]
Pinkie Pie: There you are.
[Fluttershy does not respond.]
Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy, [waves her hand into Fluttershy's face] woo hoo, Fluttershy, are you okay?
[Pinkie Pie notices the deer carcass. She then notices the blood on Fluttershy's face.]
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I see. Do you want to be alone?
[Fluttershy remains catatonic.]
Pinkie Pie: Lets just get you away from here.
11:00 AM
[Everything at Mid Michigan Community College is set up for Victor Sentorini's arrival. The stude
LIF Snow Fall
[Mordecai, Rigby, and Thomas are eating breakfast. Benson walks into the room to get his coffee.]
Mordecai: Dude, now's your chance.
Thomas: I don't know.
Rigby: It's now your never.
Thomas: Alright, alright. Hey Benson.
[Benson is pouring himself coffee. He turns around when Thomas speaks his name.]
Thomas: Do you think... that maybe I can actually get payed?
Benson: Look Thomas, I'll be honest with you. [sits down in the same table as them] [Lie] You don't get payed until your third year.
Muscleman: [Walks into the room with High Five behind him] Hey bros, cold as hell out there.
[Benson looks out the window and see'
LIF Snow Fall Part 3
[Finn and Jake enter their tree house near the Clare junk yard.]
Finn: Man, today was nuts.
[Finn walks up to a green game boy on a coffee table.]
Finn: Hey BMO, held down the fort?
[In Finn's point of view, BMO is alive and very similar to how he is depicted in the show.]
BMO: Hello Finn, all held.
Jake: Hey dude, the Christmas party starts in 5 minutes.
Finn: Shmowshow, wheres the sweaters?
Jake: In the closets.
[In a nearby tree, Coop from Megas XLR is sitting on a branch. A bowl of chicken wings from KFC is lying next to him while he examines Finn from his tree house with binoculars.]
Coop: Man, I didn't ev
LIF Snow Fall Part 2
[Zoe walks into the Moose Lounge. As she enters, she smells cigarette smoke and alcohol. She sighs as she enters. She approaches the bartender.]
Zoe: Hello, my name is Zoe Trent. I just came here and heard that your looking for a new singer.
Bartender: Yes, our last one died from old age. He're a question though missy, do you have a resume?
Zoe: Why of course. [She gives the bartender her resume.]
Bartender: [Reading resume] Seems legit. Usually we have to fill out some other paper work but since your the only person to ever apply for this job in months, so welcome aboard. Your first act begins Wednesday at 9 PM.
Zo
[Mordecai wakes up in Limbo.]
Mordecai: What? Where am I?
Thomas: Slenderman dragged you down here to Limbo.
Mordecai: Limbo?
Thomas: Yeah, this is where people who cant get into heaven or hell go. That is according to the guy sitting next to me.
Banker: Quiet, this is my favorite part.
[The movie playing is Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space. Mordecai sighs.]
[Twilight and the group move into the nearby wood to find the remaining pages. Pinkie Pie eventually splits from the group when she is distracted by a butterfly.]
Twilight: Keep an eye out. The moment we find these last pages, the moment we can get back to our lives.
Applejack:
[Mordecai and Rigby walk up to the rake Thomas was using.]
Rigby: Hey, where's Thomas.
Mordecai: His shift is almost over. He probably cut out early.
[Thomas wakes up in a movie theater. A new York banker is sitting next to him.]
Banker: Let me guess, Slenderman got you too?
Thomas: Wait, who are you? Where am I?
Banker: I was a banker of Wall Street you saw a page and then got kidnapped by the slenderman. He dragged you down here to Limbo.
Thomas: Limbo?
Banker: The first level of hell. Not as bad as the other levels, but still isn't that good. All we do is sit around and watch B movies.
Thomas: So, I'm in hell?
Banker: Pretty much
Dear world, your probably wondering where have I been for the past month? I have been writing my novel Life of a Letter. A novel about a psycho and the other psychos around them as they reside within their own little world. Why haven't I written any fanfictions lately? Why am I mostly writing critiques?
I'll tell you why, I found something most fanfictions writers refuse to find, an ambition. Something to motivate me as I try to find my place in this world. A world that demands someone like me to prove something to somebody. To fanfiction writers, is it really art? Is writing stories about other works of fiction really art?
No, I do not p