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LIF Snow Fall Part 3LIF Snow Fall Part 3

[Finn and Jake enter their tree house near the Clare junk yard.]

Finn: Man, today was nuts.

[Finn walks up to a green game boy on a coffee table.]

Finn: Hey BMO, held down the fort?

[In Finn's point of view, BMO is alive and very similar to how he is depicted in the show.]

BMO: Hello Finn, all held.

Jake: Hey dude, the Christmas party starts in 5 minutes.

Finn: Shmowshow, wheres the sweaters?

Jake: In the closets.

[In a nearby tree, Coop from Megas XLR is sitting on a branch. A bowl of chicken wings from KFC is lying next to him while he examines Finn from his tree house with binoculars.]

Coop: Man, I didn't ev

LIF Snow Fall part 1LIF Snow Fall

[Mordecai, Rigby, and Thomas are eating breakfast. Benson walks into the room to get his coffee.]

Mordecai: Dude, now's your chance.

Thomas: I don't know.

Rigby: It's now your never.

Thomas: Alright, alright. Hey Benson.

[Benson is pouring himself coffee. He turns around when Thomas speaks his name.]

Thomas: Do you think... that maybe I can actually get payed?

Benson: Look Thomas, I'll be honest with you. [sits down in the same table as them] [Lie] You don't get payed until your third year.

Muscleman: [Walks into the room with High Five behind him] Hey bros, cold as hell out there.

[Benson looks out the window and see'

LIF Snow Fall FinaleLIF Snow Fall

[Finn walks into the house.]

Finn: Hey people. Whats up.

[Jake barks.]

[Nny arrives at the get together.]

Nny: Sorry I'm a tad late. My car broke down after I dropped Dan off at his house. Surprised the mechanical hunk of junk is still standing.

Twilight: Well Nny, I'm glad you could make it.

Trixie: I'm glad you think so Twilight.

Twilight: [Frightened and in a state of denial] Please, don't be.......

Trixie: [Walks into the living room] Hello Twilight, its been a while hasn't it?

Twilight: Since I transferred colleges. But thats not the point Trixie, the point is why are you here?

Trixie: I was in the state and thou

LIF Slender part 1[N walks into a local Coffee shop. He sits down for a moment. He see's another hooded figure at a nearby table staring at him. He simply ignores the figure and drinks his coffee.]

[Next door, Mabel and Dipper are at the movie theater, watching Frankenweenie. A hooded figure sits next to them. Dipper is suspicious of the hooded figure while Mabel just watches the movie. The figure then looks at Dipper. Dipper looks away in fear.

[Rigby is picking trash through the park when Slenderman appears from a distance.]

Rigby: Hey Mordecai, look at that guy.

[Mordecai looks at the Slenderman.]

Mordecai: Is he staring at us?

Rigby: I don't know. I

LIF Harmony Rising Part 1 LIF Harmony Rising Part 1

[Fluttershy is still in a catatonic state enduced by the trauma of seeing the deer get run over. Pinkie Pie approaches her from behind.]

Pinkie Pie: There you are.

[Fluttershy does not respond.]

Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy, [waves her hand into Fluttershy's face] woo hoo, Fluttershy, are you okay?

[Pinkie Pie notices the deer carcass. She then notices the blood on Fluttershy's face.]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, I see. Do you want to be alone?

[Fluttershy remains catatonic.]

Pinkie Pie: Lets just get you away from here.

11:00 AM

[Everything at Mid Michigan Community College is set up for Victor Sentorini's arrival. The stude

LIF Worst Film part 3[A news team surrounds the Barnes & Nobles.]

News Anchor: We are live here at the Midland Barnes & Nobles where what was suppose to be a great day for fans of the Twilight saga who awaited to meet Stephanie Meyers, the writer of the series has now turned to horror as a group of terrorist has taken the facility hostage. We do not know much yet, but we are awaiting updates.

[Inside, Octavio's men are holding the people inside at gun point while Dan and Octavio interrogate Stephanie Meyers.]

Dan: So Stephanie, did you really think you could just destroy horror and get away with it?

Stephanie Meyers: Come on guys, I'm just a writer. I'm just

LIF Slender part 2[N is walking on the train tracks in down town. He observes the area for a moment before he spots a train coming. He steps off the tracks and see's another hooded figure. This figure is staring at him.]

N: Hey, who are you?

[A proxie walks up to him from behind.]

Proxie: The operator comeths.

N: [Shocked] Operator?

[The proxie and the hooded figure walk away.]

[Mabel and Dipper exit the theater.]

Dipper: You didn't see that hoodie guy next to me?

Mabel: I saw him, I didn't see a mask.

Dipper: He wore a mask, or makeup, or something.

[Twilight walks past them.]

Mabel: Hey Twilight.

[Twilight walks up to them.]

Twilight: Hey guys.

LIF Worst Film Finale[While N is unconscious from blood loss, he has a dream where he is at a video game store checking out a video game. The clerk approaches him.]

Store Clerk: Hey, your that kid who wrote those one short stories right?

N: Yeah. Are you one of my few fans?

Store Clerk: Few? Dude, you have a cult following for Christ sake. Your like, a celebrity?

N: Really?

[N walks out of the store and see's a large crowd cheering his name. He looks in contempt before he is woken up by a doctor.]

Doctor: Ah, Mr.... N is it?

N: Yeah. What about my name?

[N looks around and see's he is in a hospital.]

Doctor: Well, we were able to a save your hand, althou

LIF Worst Film Pt. 2[N is in the car. Grunkle Stan is driving the car, N is sitting in the front while Mabel and her friends Grenda and Candy. They are fan girl squealing every couple of seconds.]

N: We've been driving for half an hour now. In another couple of minutes we will reach our destination. The girls are only talking about that damn book.

[The girls fan girl squeal]

N: This is worse then ear sodomy. [N observes Grunkle Stan who seems irritated] Even Stan is in much dismay due to their high pitch squeal over a shit vampire book that's rough draft should have been burned instead of published.

[Mordecai and Rigby are the DVD store. They are looking for

LIF Slender Pt. 3[Mordecai and Rigby walk up to the rake Thomas was using.]

Rigby: Hey, where's Thomas.

Mordecai: His shift is almost over. He probably cut out early.

[Thomas wakes up in a movie theater. A new York banker is sitting next to him.]

Banker: Let me guess, Slenderman got you too?

Thomas: Wait, who are you? Where am I?

Banker: I was a banker of Wall Street you saw a page and then got kidnapped by the slenderman. He dragged you down here to Limbo.

Thomas: Limbo?

Banker: The first level of hell. Not as bad as the other levels, but still isn't that good. All we do is sit around and watch B movies.

Thomas: So, I'm in hell?

Banker: Pretty much

LIF Ep. 3 Slender Prologue[N wakes up. He gets out of bed and looks at the cast on his hand. He enters his kitchen and eats breakfast while listening to the radio.]

Radio Person: There were no survivors. In other news, several children and teenagers still remain missing after two weeks of search. An update reports that the victims have been receiving strange notes days before their disappearance. One of the parents report that their child has seen a faceless figure stalking him days prior to his abduction. Also, it's Halloween weekend. If you haven't gotten your Halloween shopping done yet, it's a good idea to do so now.
Have a safe Halloween people.

[N turns the

LIF Worst Film Intro[N is in his office, writing a short story. Marceline approaches the entrance of Gate-Way.]

N: [Monologue] Nighttime, it's usually a peaceful time when humans can just sleep. What if sleep is something you cannot do on a count of my insomnia. I think I haven't slept in years, I think. How I'm still sane, led alone alive is a mystery. The bright side of continuous insomnia is that at least it allows me to write my short stories which I use to pay for this house and other moderate necessities I indulge myself with.

[N hears Marceline entering his house.]

N: Suddenly, peace of mind requires requiem.

[Marceline enters N's office.]

Marceline:

LIF Slender Finale[Mordecai wakes up in Limbo.]

Mordecai: What? Where am I?

Thomas: Slenderman dragged you down here to Limbo.

Mordecai: Limbo?

Thomas: Yeah, this is where people who cant get into heaven or hell go. That is according to the guy sitting next to me.

Banker: Quiet, this is my favorite part.

[The movie playing is Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space. Mordecai sighs.]

[Twilight and the group move into the nearby wood to find the remaining pages. Pinkie Pie eventually splits from the group when she is distracted by a butterfly.]

Twilight: Keep an eye out. The moment we find these last pages, the moment we can get back to our lives.

Applejack:

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LIF Snow Fall Pt. 2

by ~Nbbren, Dec 15, 2012, 7:41:54 AM
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LIF Snow Fall Part 2

[Zoe walks into the Moose Lounge. As she enters, she smells cigarette smoke and alcohol. She sighs as she enters. She approaches the bartender.]

Zoe: Hello, my name is Zoe Trent. I just came here and heard that your looking for a new singer.

Bartender: Yes, our last one died from old age. He're a question though missy, do you have a resume?

Zoe: Why of course. [She gives the bartender her resume.]

Bartender: [Reading resume] Seems legit. Usually we have to fill out some other paper work but since your the only person to ever apply for this job in months, so welcome aboard. Your first act begins Wednesday at 9 PM.

Zoe: Well, can I at least talk to the manager?

Bartender: I am the manager, and I say welcome aboard.

[Under a bridge in town, the Ice King's latest victim is tied to a chair. She has tape tied over her mouth so that no one can hear her screams. Ice King approaches her.]

Ice King: So, do you like my place? I know it's a little messy but I haven't had any time to clean it up, what with the cops always arresting me and all.

[The captive screams some more. Ice King then slaps her.]

Ice King: Oh I'm sorry baby, I din't want to hurt you. It's just that did you know what they did to me in those showers? Those dreadful, dreadful showers. My only companion is Gunter.

[Gunter appears.]

Ice King: Yes, he is an actual penguin in Michigan. But that's not the point, the point is I need a princess to keep me company.

[Finn, Jake, and Mabel enter the Ice King's hideout.]

Finn: Hold it there Ice King! Your days of kidnapping teen girls are over.

Mabel: [Holding a nerf gun] That's right ice king, taste the might of my rifle.

[Mabel fires her Nerf Gun at the Ice King. The Nerf bullet hits Ice King in the eye. Ice King falls in pain.]

Ice King: Oh God that fucking hurts! What the fuck is wrong with you kids today? Don't you know not to shoot a guy in the eye?

Mabel: Oh man, I didn't mean to.......

Ice King: To what? To blinding a guy? I think your too late for that.

Finn: I'll take care of the rest Mabel. You go call the cops.

[Mabel runs outside and calls the police. Finn battles the wounded Ice King.]

Finn: I knew the moment you got out you'd kidnap another innocent pubescent girl.

Ice King: [Grabs a linoleum knife on a nearby coffee table and slashes at Finn. Finn dodges and gets out his wooden sword.]

Ice King: Hold still, I still can't open my eye.

[Jake starts to maul Ice King's leg. He drops the linoleum knife as Jake forces him to the ground. Finn puts his wooden sword to the Ice King's throat.]

Finn: Mabel is calling the cops, your going back to prison where you belong.

Ice King: You know kid, do you have anything better to do then beat up a middle aged man?

Finn: Do you have anything better to do then kidnap teenage girls?

[The police arrive. They enter dragg the wounded Ice King into a cop car.]

Chuck: Hours after you got out too.

Ice King: Longer then last time.

Chuck: Last time you shanked a guy the moment you stepped out of the prison.

Ice King: He was the guy who called me a freak. It was retribution.

Ice King: [As Chuck is putting him in the cop car] When I get out, I'll be prepared. Finn won't be able to stop my quest for princess booty.

Chuck: If you get out. If the judge finally grows the balls to get you put in a maximum security prison.

[Dan enters his house. He puts his bag on his couch and lays on his bed. Mr. Mumbles lies next to him.]

Dan: I get that me and Twilight don't often talk, but is it really so bad?

[In flashback]

["Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by Eric Idle plays as it shows a montage of Dan mistreating Twilight in a similar fashion of the Dan vs. Friendship tumblr.]

[In one flashback, Dan is in Twilight's bathroom, using her toothbrush. Twilight knocks on the door.]

Twilight: Dan! Are you in there again?

Dan: They shut off my water again.

Twilight: Did you at least bring your own tooth brush this time?

Spike: Hey Twilight, why is the living room window broken?

[Another flashback shows Twilight reading a book in the local park when a flaming arrow hits her book. She drops it as it catches flame. A man dressed as Smokey The Bear is laying on the ground as he dodged Dan's arrow.]

Man in Smokey the Bear suit: Oh thank god......

[Dan hits him in the hat. The hat catches flame as the man in fear as the flame on his hat enlarges.]

[Dan is On the top of a playground holding a bow with flaming arrows. Chris is next to him. Chris looks in horror as the man in the suit runs around the park while on fire.]

Dan: Nailed him.

[In the final flashback, Twilight writes a letter to Celestia. Some time later Dan opens her mail box, cuts the envelope open, and reads the letter. He then gets out a marker and rewrites it.]

[In Celestia's office, she is opens the new envelope and reads Twilight's altered letter. She is shocked and disguisted by what she reads.]

[The letter reads "Dear Head Mistress Celestia, I am a jerkass. This week I ate the last cupcake at Pinkie Pie's latest party. I am a stinkin pig that never thinks about the other people who might like that cupcake AKA Dan. PS, ME MAKIN AWESOM BABY LUV WITH RAINBOW DAS.
Your fellow student, Twilight FUCKING Sparkle.]

[In present day.]

Y
Dan: [Gets off bed] So, they want to play that game huh? You know what, fuck it. I just got out of prison and now I'm gonna watch some SOAPS and forget about it.

[Dan turns on the television. He see's a channel announcement saying his favorite SOAP opera has been cancelled and is being replaced with a Honey Boo Boo knockoff called Here Comes Fatty Poo Poo. It then cuts to a special news bulitan about Finn getting Ice King arrested.]

Dan: Fatty Poo Poo!!!!!!

[At the library, Dipper is working on the report when Mabel approaches him.]

Mabel: Hey Dipper, still working on the project?

Dipper: Yeah.

Mabel: You know that's not due till the day after Christmas break right?

Dipper: I'd like to finish it during break so that way I have more time for break.

[Outside, Finn is being questioned by police.]

Detective: So, your trying to tell me that you, a kid, stopped this insane Ice guy?

Finn: Me and Jake do it all the time.

[Jake is urinating on a nearby pine cone.]

Cop: Kid, do your parents know what your doing?

Finn: [Lie] Um, yeah. We live in a nice little house in um.... Wheaton Street.

Cop: I would like your parents number.

Finn: [Lie] Sure, it's 989-400-309

Cop: Alright. [Turns around to talk to one of the rookie behind him.] Call that number.

Rookie: Got it sir.

[The cops turns around and sees that Finn and Jake have vanished.]

Cop: Hey, where is he?

[Mabel walks up to the scene.]

Mabel: Hey Finn, here's your nerf gun back.

[Mabel sees Finn is gone.]

Mabel: Hey, where'd he go?

[Zoe walks into her house. She lies down on her couch. There are several stacks of packed boxes near her. She looks at the ceiling as she attempts to contemplating her life to come.]

[Eddy and Ed walk into Eddy's attic. Eddy then looks through a trunk while Ed observes the strange things in the attic.]

Eddy: Does she really think It will be that easy to not invite me? I'll show her.

[Ed looks at a poster of a skeletal dragon.]

Ed: I've seen this movie.

Eddy: Ed, I'm gonna need you for this. You got invited right?

[Ed pulls his cell phone out of his butter covered pockets and shows Eddy the text on his almost broken cellphone.]

Ed: Right there Eddy.

Eddy: That's why I need you for this mono brow. [Eddy gets a red Santa hat out of the trunk and puts it on Ed] This is going to be the infiltration plan of a lifetime.

LIF Snow Fall Pt. 2by ~Nbbren

Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Full-length Scripts / Drama

Simon's first appearance in the series. Also, if your wondering why Finn is after this guy when he hadn't seen him kidnap his latest victim, lets just say he knows Ice King better then even the cops.

Zoe Trent is from Littlest Pet Shop

Twilight Sparkle is from MLP FIM

Dan is from Dan vs.

Mabel and Dipper are from Gravity Falls

Finn and Jake and Ice king AKA Simon are from Adventure Time