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LIF Snow Fall part 1

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LIF Snow Fall


[Mordecai, Rigby, and Thomas are eating breakfast. Benson walks into the room to get his coffee.]


Mordecai: Dude, now's your chance.


Thomas: I don't know.


Rigby: It's now your never.


Thomas: Alright, alright. Hey Benson.


[Benson is pouring himself coffee. He turns around when Thomas speaks his name.]


Thomas: Do you think... that maybe I can actually get payed?


Benson: Look Thomas, I'll be honest with you. [sits down in the same table as them] [Lie] You don't get payed until your third year.


Muscleman: [Walks into the room with High Five behind him] Hey bros, cold as hell out there.


[Benson looks out the window and see's it snowing.]


Benson: Huh, how did I not notice that? [Drinks his coffee]


Skips: Well, winter is finally here. Barely had time to prepare this year.


[Skips walks inside the kitchen. A noise is heard coming from the living room.]


Rigby: What was that?


[Mordecai sniffs the air.]


Mordecai: It's smells like someone's cooking in the living room.


Benson: We don't have an oven in the living room.


[They look inside the living room to see a figure cooking omelets on a barbecue he brought in from the garage. The figure is holding a stick of cheese.]


Skips: I'd put that down if I were you.


[The figure is revealed to be Finn from Adventure Time. His dog Jake is next to him.]


Finn: It's cool man, if you don't want cheese, I won't add it.


[Finn continues to cook the omelet.]


Muscleman: I want cheese bro.


Benson: Christ Finn, your here every day. You sometimes stay during the night. Now your making omelets on a barbecue in the living room. Do your parents ever provide for you? Do they even know where you are most of the time?


Finn: Benson, I never even knew my parents.


Benson: Oh, I'm so sorry.


Finn: It's cool man.


Skips: But still, you need a parental figure Finn. You need someone to talk to.


Finn: Well, I have Jake.


[Jake barks.]


Benson: He's a dog, he doesn't count.


Muscle Man: [Eating one of the cheese omelets Finn made] You know who else talks to a dog? MY MOM!!!! That's not a joke, she has Alzheimer's disease. It's sad really.

Finn: Wow, that is freakin sad.


Muscle Man: [Laughs] Got ya bro.

Skips: Can you at least bring your own undergarments, instead of using the ones I shrunk in the dryer?


Finn: Wait, those were yours?


[At Schoolcrest Avenue, A home owner is showing Zoe Trent around a house she is looking to buy.]


Home Owner: And this is the kitchen. What do you think of this house so far Mrs. Trent?


Zoe: It's a descent looking neighborhood. This house is... meh, but I guess it's a good start for my new business.


Home Owner: Right, the clothing store isn't it?


Zoe: Yes. As my resume stated, I worked as a fashion model in Detroit. It wasn't a descent place to live.


Home Owner: Right. Well, everything seems to check out here. Do you have a paycheck?


Zoe: Of course. [Gives the Home Owner a pay check.]


Home Owner: Have a good day.


[Zoe watches as the Home Owner walks away. A car playing Dance Like You Know You Can drives by. Zoe cannot help but sing it.]


Zoe: Dance like you know you can: like you know you can. Dance like you know you can: you can and you can........


[Her neighbors look at her confusingly.]


[Twilight sitting on her couch in the living room, looking over a list of her friend's numbers.]


Twilight: Let's see here. Rainbow Dash. 989-763-1244.


[Twilight calls Rainbow Dash, who is at a Frat Party.]


Rainbow Dash: Hey Twilight.


Twilight: Rainbow, I'm throwing a get together tonight and I was wondering if you wanted to attend?


Rainbow Dash: Sorry Twilight, I already have plans with these guys.


Twilight: Oh, that's alright. Have fun.


Frat Guy: Hey Rainbow, you still a lesbian?


Rainbow Dash: I have to go Twilight. Hope you have fun at your get together.


[Twilight hangs up. She then calls Fluttershy.]


Fluttershy: Sorry Twilight, the deer have the flu.


[Twilight calls Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie is at a male strip club. She is paying the male strippers candy canes]


Pinkie Pie: [Throwing candy canes at the strippers.] Shake it, shake it. [Gets a call from Twilight. She answers the phone.] Hey Twilight.


Twilight: Hey Pinkie, are you busy tonight?


Pinkie Pie: I'm away.


Twilight: Oh, I was just planning on having a get together.


Pinkie Pie: Oh man! Sorry Twilight, it would take me all night to get there from here.


Twilight: It's alright Pinkie but where are you?


Pinkie Pie: I'm at a male strip club in Arizona. I wish you told me earlier Twilight.


Twilight: It's fine, really.


[Twilight calls Rarity.]


Rarity: Sorry dear, I have a fashion show I have to attend tonight.


[Twilight calls AppleJack.]


AppleJack: Sorry sugarcube, I have a family reunion to go to.


Twilight: I see. It alright AppleJack.


[She hangs up. She is saddened at first, that is before she comes up with the idea to call her other friends.]


Twilight: Spike.


[Spike enters the living room.]


Spike: Yes Twilight?


Twilight: Make a list of other people I associate with.


Spike: Oh, the others are out of town aren't they?


Twilight: It's fine Spike, we have other people I can invite.


Spike: You know Twilight, we don't have to.......


Twilight: I can't now Spike. I've spent two weeks preparing.


Spike: Alright, I'll get the list.


Twilight: [Thinking] Can my friends really be that busy? I spent two weeks preparing this night just for them? Oh well, it won't be a total loss. I have other friends, don't I?


[N walks out of the hospital, his cast is off.]


N: [Monologue] Finally, my hand is freed from that accursed cast. [Looks at his hand] I see some skin is dry. The bullet mark seemed to have vanished though. How odd.


[N looks around down town Clare.]


N: It's nice really, the weather cooling, the white bliss of snow all around the small city. That is until ice forms, car accidents become common, everyone wishes for spring. That's the monotonous cycle of human change.


[Nny's drives to Gladwin to get Dan. He sees a truck that drove into a trench due to black ice. Being demented, he chuckle a bit at the sight as he drives by it.He nears a prison where Dan is being released. A large crowd of Twilight fans are protesting his release outside while anti Twilight fans cheer him on.]


News Anchor: I am here at the Clare County prison where the man who held a local Barnes and Nobles at gun point along with several others is being released. Dan however you pronounce his last name has both fans and haters as he aided in the hostage situation that took place two months ago. History shows that Dan has committed crimes that range in the hundreds. Crimes such as petty theft to assault to even arson. Now that he is being released, will he have officially changed?


[Dan is being escorted out of the prison. The crowd both cheer and boo him.]


Dan: Thank you, your too kind.


[Nny parks in the front of the building. Dan is escorted by cops into Dan's car.]


Dan: Nice seeing you again Chuck.


Chuck: Don't let me see you here again Dan. You should count yourself lucky you only got two months instead of two years.


[Dan enters the car. Nny then drives off as the crowd chase after the car, only to stop when it fades from the far view.]


Dan: Johnny, long time no see.


Nny: It's Nny and I find it convenient that the first time we talk months and you need me to get you from prison. How was the clink anyways?


Dan: Almost got raped in the shower, thank god a riot happened at the same time or else I'd be recreating the scene from American History X. Either than that it was same old same old.


Nny: So, what are you going to do now that your free?


Dan: Continue my daily grind.


Nny: You mean getting vengeance on anyone who so much as pisses in the same direction as you?


Dan: Hey, they ask for it most of the time. Besides, Octavio is going to be in the nut house getting his brain poked for a while so I won't be able to do the advance terrorist stuff I did at that book signing.


Nny: Chris?


Dan: Hell yeah.


Nny: Me, I just like to kill alone.


Dan: Your joking right?


[Nny stays silent.]


Dan: Right?


[Nny's car hits a bump, causing the dead body of a clown Nny killed to fall out of the back trunk and onto a playground. Kids scream in horror at the body.]


[Benson and the staff of the park including Finn and Jake walk outside. The whole park is covered in snow.]


Benson: Alright Muscleman and High Five, you get the snow off the roof top. Skips, you work on the snow plow. Thomas, you take care of the ice. Mordecai and Rigby, you shovel the snow.


Rigby: What?


Benson: And Finn, you do whatever you do. [Looks around for Finn, who has vanished.] Alright, you all know what to do.


Rigby: Why do we have to shovel snow?


Benson: Because Skips is busy with the plow. Now get to work or your fired.


[Finn is walking through the snow when he encounters Mabel, who stuck her tongue on a icy pole.]


Mabel: Hey Finn.


Finn: Hey Mabel, you stuck?


Mabel: Yeah. Can you get me some warm water or something?


[Kahuna steps out of his house to look over the snow.]


Kahuna: Yep, defiantly not summer anymore.


Carl: What gave you that idea?


Kahuna: Hey Carl. I'm just reminiscing about how Jack Frost killed the waves the way he does every year.


Carl: Dude, you seriously need to get yourself a girlfriend.


Kahuna: [Shame] I know.


[Inside Twilight's house, Twilight is reading the list spike made.]


Twilight: Okay Twilight, you always have a plan B. Let's see. First on the list are the Eds. [Twilight thinks about her past experience with the Eds] Maybe I'll invite Double D.


[Twilight looks over the rest of the list.]


Twilight: Benson, defiatly. Mordecai and Rigby, hmmm. [Twilight has a flashback where she is looking at a burning bookstore she looks at in shock and dismay.]


[In flashback]


Mordecai: Oh man, we are so sorry.


Rigby: Yeah, this was a mistake.


[In present day]


Twilight: [Crosses Mordecai and Rigby's name off the list] Hell no. Dan, defiantly no. Kahuna, well he is my neighbor. N, alright. Carl, well I don't really know Carl so I'll give him a shot.


[Zoe walks to a clothing store in down town Clare.]


Zoe: Alright Zoe, new town, new business.


[Zoe walks into the a bar. Finn and Mabel walk past the bar after Zoe enters. Mabel has cotton swab on her tongue.]


Mabel: [speaks un-clearly because of the swab] Thanks again Finn.


Finn: No problem. Where's your brother?


Mabel: He's at the library trying to work on some [finger quote] important project. Apparently he's too old for the snow.


Finn: Or maybe he's just freezing his buns off. I know I am.


[At the library, Dipper is sitting with a group of kids.]


Dipper: [Holding onto a book of Roman history] Okay people, we only have four days to work on it. Any idea, anyone?


[Everyone in the group is too busy using their Ipads. Dipper sighs as he acknowledges he will have to do the assignment himself.]


[Inside the bar, Zoe is talking to the store's manager.]


Bar Manager: So Mrs. Trent, it says here your previous work was at a High class hotel in Detroit.


Zoe: Yes, but due to the economy they had to lay me off.


Bar Manager: Well look, this isn't the kind of place that has people sing. We have a radio now.


Zoe: Oh, well I heard that there was a place here where they still used singers.


Bar Manager: You mean the Moose Lounge? It's over near the farm where they have the auctions.


Zoe: Moose Lounge?  


Bar Manager: You could also go to the Soaring Eagle Casino.


Zoe: You mean that casino in Mount Pleasant? That garish town where rape and murder happens as much as it does in Detroit? I think I'd whether take my chances at some lowly bar that bikers and elderly people commonly make their hang out?


Bar Manager: Look, if you want me to call the Moose Lounge's manager.......


Zoe: Just forget it. Thanks for the help though.


Bar Manager: No problem. Feel free to come back if you have any questions?


[Zoe walks out of the bar and sighs.]


[At Squidward's house, Squidward is practicing his clarinet. He then gets a text. The text is an invitation from Twilight. Squidward looks at the text.]


Squidward: Well, I could use a break.


[At Carl's house, he is watching porn on his high definition television when he receives the invite from Twilight. He reads the invite.]


Carl: What are you kidding? Then again, a little spiked eggnog always lights up a party.


[Dipper is researching the Roman empire when he receives the invite. He just gets back to studying.]


[Jude is trying to no avail to skate in the snow. He gets the text and reads it.]


Jude: I am so there.


[Rocko is working at Seven Eleven when he receives the text.]


Rocko: Hm, alright.


[N is sitting in his house, thinking about what his next short novel should be about. He then gets the text. He reads it.]


N: [Thinking to himself] You know, perhaps I could indulge myself a bit. I did just get this damn cast off.


[Mabel and Finn are sitting on a bench in down town.]


Finn: So, do you want to go on an adventure?


Mabel: What kind?


Finn: Me and Jake are going to raid the Ice King's castle.


Mabel: The Ice King? Isn't he that weird old guy who lives under a bridge that just got out of jail for kidnapping a teenage girl he thought was a princess?


Finn: Well, yeah.


Mabel: [Gets text from Twilight] Twilight is having a get together at her house at six. You wanna go?


Finn: Will there be food?


Mabel: She said she's making cookies.


Finn: Wanna go stop the Ice King first?


Mabel: Well, since Dipper is still busy sure.


[Benson is directing the crew at the park when he receives the text. He reads it.]


Benson: Well, I'm not doing anything tonight.


[Thomas gets the same text. He continues to melt the ice on the sidewalks.]


[The Eds are setting up their latest scam which is a stand that sells snow balls.]


Double D: You know Eddy, do you really think that children are going to buy a snow ball when they could just make it themselves for free?


Eddy: That's just it, why work on making one when they could get one already made for free.


Double D: [Sarcastic] Makes sense to me.


Eddy: Shows what you know sock head.


Ed: All done Eddy.


Eddy: Alright Ed, whats it look like?


[Eddy stares at the stand in disbelief. It is poorly constructed and on fire with gravy covering it. The fires melted the snow balls that were on the stand.]


Double D: Ed, why is the stand on fire and covered with gravy?


Ed: Because the gravy got cold Double D.


Eddy: [Glaring at the melted snow balls which has now been reduced to water] My snowballs. [Tries to grabs the water but is burned. He draws his hands back as he screams in pain.]


[Double D gets the invitation text from Twilight. He reads it while Eddy dips his burned hands in the snow to cool them off.]


Double D: Well would you look a that. Me and Ed got invited by Twilight to attend a get together she put together.


Ed: Lucky us.


Eddy: What about me?


Double D: It says here in capitalized letters not to invite you because of the library incident.


[Continues from the flashback with the burning library.]


[Eddy walks up to Mordecai and Rigby while Twilight stares at the burning library]


Eddy: Yeah, this could have gone better.


Mordecai: Dude, what the fuck!


Eddy: You guys said you could put it out.


Rigby: We said to make the flame small.


Eddy: Hey, you guys said you could put it out. Whether or not you get on the news, your paying.


[A police officer approaches them.]


Police Officer: Excuse me gentlemen, but I believe I just heard you say you started this fire?


Mordecai: Well, uh.....


Rigby: [Points to Eddy] He did it officer.


Eddy: No, wait! They said they could put it out.


Police Officer: Alright Eddy, it's back to juvy.


[Present]


Eddy: Don't remind me. But still, she never invites me to stuff.


Double D: You did burn down her place of work.


Eddy: I did my time didn't I? Mordecai and Rigby were the ones who said they'd pay me and they didn't even get questioned.


Double D: They went to prison for three months.


Eddy: Either way, I should go.


Double D: Why do you care for Twilight's get together Eddy? You always fall asleep during those.


Eddy: So?


Ed: You know what I think? Pop tarts.


[Eddy and Double D stares at him awkwardly.]


Double D: That's an interesting thought Ed.


[At Twilight's house, she is finishing sending a text invite to Nny.]


Twilight: And send the text to Johnny.


Spike: [Entering the living room with a tray of coffee in his hand] Hey Twilight, here's your coffee.


Twilight: Thanks Spike.


Spike: Did you get everyone.


Twilight: I can at least hope they all got the texts.


Kahuna: [Through nearby window] Hey Twilight, got your invite. I'm looking forward to it.


Twilight: Thanks Kahuna. Anything for my friends.


Kahuna: Yeah, sorry your best friends couldn't make it.


Twilight: It's alright. At least some people are coming.


[At the entrance of Clare, Trixie is looking over Clare.]


Trixie: Well, this seems like a descent place. Better than Mount Pleasant. Way better than Saginaw. I can see why Twilight and that one kid she adopted settled here.


END OF PART 1
My latest entry. This time Twilight prepares to make a get together celebrating her friends. With her friends too busy, she invites other people she know.


The Mane Six and Trixie belong to Lauren Faust

The cast of Regular Show belong to JG Quitnel

Ed Edd n Eddy belong to Danny Antanoucci

Johnny C. AKA Nny belongs to Jhohen Vesquez

Dan belongs to Dan Mandal

Mabel and Dipper belong to Alex Hirsch

Zoe Trent belongs to Julie McNally Cahill

Finn and Jake belongs to Pendleton Ward
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