Thyther Reviews Mars Needs Mom by Nbbren, literature
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Thyther Reviews Mars Needs Mom
Thyther Reviews Mars Needs Moms
Thyther's Journal 4/1/4241
Greetings all who enter my domain of thought, I am Thyther Nite, the despot of the ever expanding Nuithen empire. I lie here on on the ship NOCTE, my posture being that of a slump state as I attempt to salvage the little peace of mind I have after viewing the film I that brought me to the state of abhorrence and enmity. This film, this box office carnage goes by one no other monikor.
This film is........ Mars Needs Moms.
For you earthlings you lack of knowledge of popular culture, you may not have heard of the director Robert Zemeckis. Mr. Zemeckis is a semi-acclaimed director who
LIF Harmony Rising Part 1
[Fluttershy is still in a catatonic state enduced by the trauma of seeing the deer get run over. Pinkie Pie approaches her from behind.]
Pinkie Pie: There you are.
[Fluttershy does not respond.]
Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy, [waves her hand into Fluttershy's face] woo hoo, Fluttershy, are you okay?
[Pinkie Pie notices the deer carcass. She then notices the blood on Fluttershy's face.]
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I see. Do you want to be alone?
[Fluttershy remains catatonic.]
Pinkie Pie: Lets just get you away from here.
11:00 AM
[Everything at Mid Michigan Community College is set up for Victor Sentorini's arrival. The stude
LIF Snow Fall
[Mordecai, Rigby, and Thomas are eating breakfast. Benson walks into the room to get his coffee.]
Mordecai: Dude, now's your chance.
Thomas: I don't know.
Rigby: It's now your never.
Thomas: Alright, alright. Hey Benson.
[Benson is pouring himself coffee. He turns around when Thomas speaks his name.]
Thomas: Do you think... that maybe I can actually get payed?
Benson: Look Thomas, I'll be honest with you. [sits down in the same table as them] [Lie] You don't get payed until your third year.
Muscleman: [Walks into the room with High Five behind him] Hey bros, cold as hell out there.
[Benson looks out the window and see'
LIF Snow Fall Part 3
[Finn and Jake enter their tree house near the Clare junk yard.]
Finn: Man, today was nuts.
[Finn walks up to a green game boy on a coffee table.]
Finn: Hey BMO, held down the fort?
[In Finn's point of view, BMO is alive and very similar to how he is depicted in the show.]
BMO: Hello Finn, all held.
Jake: Hey dude, the Christmas party starts in 5 minutes.
Finn: Shmowshow, wheres the sweaters?
Jake: In the closets.
[In a nearby tree, Coop from Megas XLR is sitting on a branch. A bowl of chicken wings from KFC is lying next to him while he examines Finn from his tree house with binoculars.]
Coop: Man, I didn't ev
LIF Snow Fall Part 2
[Zoe walks into the Moose Lounge. As she enters, she smells cigarette smoke and alcohol. She sighs as she enters. She approaches the bartender.]
Zoe: Hello, my name is Zoe Trent. I just came here and heard that your looking for a new singer.
Bartender: Yes, our last one died from old age. He're a question though missy, do you have a resume?
Zoe: Why of course. [She gives the bartender her resume.]
Bartender: [Reading resume] Seems legit. Usually we have to fill out some other paper work but since your the only person to ever apply for this job in months, so welcome aboard. Your first act begins Wednesday at 9 PM.
Zo
[Mordecai wakes up in Limbo.]
Mordecai: What? Where am I?
Thomas: Slenderman dragged you down here to Limbo.
Mordecai: Limbo?
Thomas: Yeah, this is where people who cant get into heaven or hell go. That is according to the guy sitting next to me.
Banker: Quiet, this is my favorite part.
[The movie playing is Ed Wood's Plan 9 From Outer Space. Mordecai sighs.]
[Twilight and the group move into the nearby wood to find the remaining pages. Pinkie Pie eventually splits from the group when she is distracted by a butterfly.]
Twilight: Keep an eye out. The moment we find these last pages, the moment we can get back to our lives.
Applejack:
[Mordecai and Rigby walk up to the rake Thomas was using.]
Rigby: Hey, where's Thomas.
Mordecai: His shift is almost over. He probably cut out early.
[Thomas wakes up in a movie theater. A new York banker is sitting next to him.]
Banker: Let me guess, Slenderman got you too?
Thomas: Wait, who are you? Where am I?
Banker: I was a banker of Wall Street you saw a page and then got kidnapped by the slenderman. He dragged you down here to Limbo.
Thomas: Limbo?
Banker: The first level of hell. Not as bad as the other levels, but still isn't that good. All we do is sit around and watch B movies.
Thomas: So, I'm in hell?
Banker: Pretty much